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envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(Source: guy, via sillaqe)

dafuqbruv:

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.

(via pizza)

millionharry:

IF ONE DIRECTION THINKS I’M GOING TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO WATCHING A SHOW LIKE SESAME STREET THAT IS FOR TWO YEAR OLDS SIMPLY TO SEE THEM THEN they are absolutely right.

dafuqbruv:

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.

(via pizza)

drhanniballecter:

orgasm:

i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

I thought this said “Texas” and I was like “yeah.”

(via falltimeveil)

theaiightwallofchina:

This moment should be taught in history class

(Source: laterspeasants, via 2000ish)

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

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(Source: sexting-inchurch, via imreallyrad)

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